*NEW WEEK LAFTA*
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1.The moment I knew Nigeria was in trouble was when someone stole his neighbor's white goat and dyed it black, only for the neighbor to say he recognized the goat by it's smile.
😀😀😀😀😀

2. D best strategy to win arguements is to have serious mouth odour, dey will just be nodding their head in agreement to watever you say.😄😄😄😄

3. I don't like people who can't let go of the past.
Especially people I'm owing money
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4. Hmmm ..... When NEPA takes
light, a true Nigerian will stand up and check
outside, to make sure their neighbors don't
have Light too! And you believe, you will
make Heaven abi
😀😊😊😀☺

5. You will buy sachet water and finish it at once. But when you buy table water, you will be opening and closing it as if it's doctor's prescription.
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6. At home u can't sleep without switching off ur small radio but u can sleep in Church with 8 Speakers blasting in ur ear...it is called Demonic soft work.
😀😀😀😊☺

7 In Africa once ur phone rings in the church,everybody will start looking at you as if Satan is the one calling
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ENJOY YOUR Christmas Period n Happy New Year in Advance !!!

Posted by: @Iykejohnosn

LET'S SEE MATHEMATICANS AFTER 2099"

WHICH YEAR IS NEXT??😂😂🙏

Na year 2100

Posted by: @anoma

*NEW WEEK LAFTA*
😀😀😀😀😀😁

1.The moment I knew Nigeria was in trouble was when someone stole his neighbor's white goat and dyed it black, only for the neighbor to say he recognized the goat by it's smile.
😀😀😀😀😀

2. D best strategy to win arguements is to have serious mouth odour, dey will just be nodding their head in agreement to watever you say.😄😄😄😄

3. I don't like people who can't let go of the past.
Especially people I'm owing money
😀😀😀😀😀

4. Hmmm ..... When NEPA takes
light, a true Nigerian will stand up and check
outside, to make sure their neighbors don't
have Light too! And you believe, you will
make Heaven abi
😀😊😊😀☺

5. You will buy sachet water and finish it at once. But when you buy table water, you will be opening and closing it as if it's doctor's prescription.
😀😀😀😀

6. At home u can't sleep without switching off ur small radio but u can sleep in Church with 8 Speakers blasting in ur ear...it is called Demonic soft work.
😀😀😀😊☺

7 In Africa once ur phone rings in the church,everybody will start looking at you as if Satan is the one calling
😀😀😀

ENJOY YOUR Christmas Period n Happy New Year in Advance !!!

That 5 & 6 got me rolling on the floor... 🤣